Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Funny One Liners

* I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,
she said: Cheque books.

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* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the
prices of new car.

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* What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

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* Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute

and then expects your pulse to be normal.


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* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

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* Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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* Q: What's the difference between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other

ensures you continue to do so.

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* Santa Singh enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it.

He does this again and again. Why?
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

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